Intro

Sylvia, my love, my lover, my best friend, my sexy baby girl, my lioness, my FTMB, my FTMBBVL, the future Mrs Sylvia Sutton…

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

This morning - Christmas morning - I would love to roll over and see you beep beep beep reversing and snuggling into me, staring back at me with the cheekiest grin. I would love to give you the biggest squishiest hug, kiss you, then whisper into your ear…

"Merry Christmas My Sexy Santa's Little Helper. I love you. I know you've opened the presents, I could hear you… and I felt the bed move when you snuck back in. It's OK babe, I hid some from you. Hehe. I know you found the one in the wardrobe, and the one in the garage, but let me just go to my secret hiding spot."

I step out of the bed, sans. Walk to the bedroom door, then laugh. I turn around and say…

"Stay right there little Miss Cheeky!"

I come back with a present.

The look on your face is priceless.

Your smile lights me up. It brightens my day. Baby girl, you brighten my life. The past days, the past months, the past years. We have grown closer. We have grown stronger. We have fallen in love. We have discovered that we are each other's true love.

I love you.

I want everyone to know.

I want the whole world to know.

I want to pick you up and spin you around.

I want to kiss you.

I want to give you squishy hugs.

I want to you run and jump onto a koala hug.

I am the luckiest man in the world to have you in my life.

I can be me. Completely me. I even feel comfortable singing to you.

You bring out the best in me.

We have only just touched on what is to come.

I put this together because I wanted you to know I was thinking of you. I am always thinking of you. I am the luckiest man in the world to have you in my life..

FTMB

/ EFF-TEE-EM-BEE 🔈
noun
Acronym for Funnest Text Message Buddy

A person who you are drawn to. A person you connect with on so many levels. A person who want to send messages to everyday. A person you are excited to see at parties. A person who you would invite to do anything and everything with because they are so much fun to hang around (e.g., races, hikes, etc). The funnest. A person who you will fall in love with and experience a love like no other, a love like you have never felt before... the love of your life.

Usage:
"Hey Miss FTMB. My name is Michael... and I'm a shopaholic. However, I am quitting, not for good... just for the rest of the year, at least. Just need one more hit... well two more. Buying one more Breville appliance, the Scraper Mixer Pro (a planetary mixer) and a pasta maker. Is a Marcato Atlas (motorised) any good? Any recommendations?"

Usage:
"Good morning Miss FTMB.
Mr FTMB aka Mr T-NAIT* is actually feeling a little sore after this week's workouts.
Have a great weekend!
*The New Arrow In Training."

Usage:
"Haha. :-)
What do you do with the leftover egg whites from the ice cream mixture you made? Hmmm... make some meringues. That's what you do!
Mr FTMB, aka Mr GBITKM (Get Back in the kitchen, Michael).
Perfecting the recipes, once I've done that I will send photos. :-)"

Usage:
"Dear Mr GBITKM,
Please send food care parcels.
Your starved, emaciated, and requiring much medicinal home made icecream and meringues
Miss FTMB"

"Hi Mr ILTOATAFTMB
(Mr I've Lost Track Of All The Acronyms Funny Text Message Buddy) LOL!
So yesterday I was driving down from Coffs Harbour and I passed a sign saying "Sutton's Bananas" lol! I laughed and thought,
'and I wouldn't have him any other way' Lol!
How's your back doing?
Miss FTMB"

Love

Hand on my heart, I can honestly say that this a love that I have never felt before. All the words on every page are not going to do it justice, I can only begin to capture the love I have for you with what I have written. There simply isn't enough ink, enough paper, enough computer memory, enough time in the world to explain it.

You are the first thing on my mind when I wake up. The last thing I think of before I fall asleep. And if I am lucky enough, I dream of you at night.

I fall in love with you more and more every day.

It just keeps happening.

Every. Single. Day.

The Kiss

The Kiss.

OMG.

Electricity.

Magic.

Love.

No lie. Every kiss with her is the best kiss I have ever had.

Meeting with her on that day, it was one of the best days I have ever had in my life. Every day I spend with her is the best day of my life. I knew I was going to kiss her. I just didn't know when or where.

We loved each other.

We had loved each other for a long time now.

A love like we had never known.

Deep down we both knew where our true feeling were.

I wanted to kiss her. I wanted her to feel the love I had for her. I wanted her to feel it in my lips. I want her to feel it in my touch. I wanted her to see it my eyes.

Today I am kissing her.

We are meeting for lunch.

Her smile. Her intoxicating happiness. Seeing her immediately made me smile even more.

I was already the surest I had ever been about anything in my life, ever. Seeing her as she arrived made me even more sure. This is the woman I am going to spend the rest of my life with.

A hug.

I felt the love. She felt the love. We both felt the love.

Biggest smiles.

My arm around her. Touching her. It was a nervous excitement. It was a new experience, on a whole new level, but at the same time it felt like it always was, it felt natural, it felt right.

A walk. My arm around her. Where has she been all my life?

This is the woman I will spend the rest of my life with. There is no hesitation.

Do I kiss her now? I want to kiss her now.

My arm around her.

The hugs. OMG, the hugs. The warmth, the love. I never want to let go. I'm not letting go.

Kiss her now Michael.

We hug.

Our cheeks are touching.

That feeling. I can't believe it. She has been right in front of me for so long.

Whatever has happened, we are who we are because of where we have been, what we have done, what we have gone through. Our paths have crossed at the right time and we have continued along that same path ever since. No one else could possibly be on a path like ours. They simply couldn't.

Her skin. It feels so soft.

She is perfect to me.

Our lips are getting closer.

I'm confident. I'm nervous. I'm excited.

This is the right time.

If there is such as a thing as stars aligning, then they have just aligned. Every single star in the universe has just aligned. Every single star.

Our lips touch.

I have kissed before. She has kissed before. This was different. It was a kiss like no other.

There was nothing else. Me, her, our lips locked, the world had faded away around us.

The kiss was perfect. She is perfect.

My hand on the back of her head, my arms wrapped around her. I don’t want the moment to stop. What we have will never stop.

That kiss. That magical kiss.

The more we kissed, the better it was.

She knows. I know. We both know. The love. There was no denying the love. The passion. The desire.

That kiss.

We are still kissing.

The sun is setting and we are still kissing.

We say goodbye and we are still kissing.

I can see it in her eyes. I can feel it in her lips.

This is the best day of my life.

I am going to spend the rest of my life with this woman.

Her Booty

OK. Let’s set things straight. I love every single thing about her. Her mind, her heart, her body. I think she is perfect in every single way.

But (or should I say butt?), this is the "Her Booty" page, so I am going to talk about her booty, because, well... Booty!

The first time I grabbed her booty, I literally thought to myself "OMG. This is the best booty ever. I have already told her she has a sensational booty, but it felt even better than I imagined". That's what I thought, so I grabbed it again.

I even let out an involuntary "Grrrr!" as I squeezed those sensational cheeks with both hands.

The perfect amount of firmness. The perfect amount of softness. The perfect size. The perfect shape.

Two words… Sensational Booty.

"Baby girl, your bits are the best bits!"

Songs

So what better way...

So what better way to grab the attention
Of my sexy baby girl who I always to mention
She's my world, she's the woman of my dreams
She's sexiest woman that I've ever seen
I grab her booty and I want to scream her name
She giggles a little and she does the same

[Michael, 23 November 2016]

So I'm driving to the shops…

So I'm driving to the shops in my little white car
Thinking what you're up to and how you are
I have the biggest smile right on my face
And I want to wrap arms around you and squeeze your waist

Because I love you, baby girl I love you.

[Michael, 16 December 2016]

Parkle Locker

Going to the parkle locker picking up a parkle
Dum dum dum-dum de-dum
I wonder what's inside, I wonder will it sparkle
Dum dum dum-dum de-dum
I hope I don't need my card otherwise there's a debacle
Dum dum dum-dum de-dum

So I went to the parkle locker and I picked up a parkle
If Iooked in the mirror I would have seen a sparkle
I didn’t need my card, so there was no debacle
Dum dum dum-dum de-dum

[Michael, 23 December 2016]

So here's a little rhyme...

So here's a little rhyme that I put together
It's not quiet finished but I think it’s kind of clever
It's something that I thought of late last night
I mean it sounded kind of cool so I thought I might
Grab a pen and paper and write a few words down
You know mix it up a bit and throw a few words around

But there was something was missing, something more was needed
Something that sounded catchy, something that could be repeated
As it turns out this rhyme was missing a hook
I noticed that when I wrote it down and had a quick look

So what better way to grab the attention
Of my sexy baby girl who I love to mention
So my lioness, my world, my love, this song is for you
When we are together here are a few things we will do

We're gonna kiss, we're gona hug, we're make sweet love
We're gonna be the poster couple with all those white doves
I know this a simple one two two rhyme formation
But the fact of the matter is I want a relation…
… ship with you, I want sail the seas
I wouldn't hesitate for second to get on one knee

Everything I say I mean, everything is true
Just like these three words… baby girl, I love you
I mean, that was five, it just depends where you start
But no matter where we do I don’t want to be apart

So what better to way grab the attention
Of my sexy baby girl who I love to mention
So my lioness, my world, my love this song is for you
And here are a few more things we are gonna do

We're gonna kiss, we're gonna hug, we're gonna hold hands
We'e gonna be like kids and build castles in the sand
We're gonna climb trees and see how far we can go
I may not know everything, but there's one thing I know

I love you my baby girl, and that is true
I know I've said it before, but I love you

[Michael, 21 November 2016]

A Promise

I can’t promise the world, but I promise to be me
I just know baby girl, that together we are meant to be

I may not be able to give you the biggest, fastest or fanciest of things
But I will never stop loving you and writing songs I can sing

I love you with all my heart, when I kiss you it shows
I will never let a day go by without letting you know

With a text message, a kiss, koala hug or a carry
It is you baby girl, that I want to marry

For the rest of my days I want you in my life
And some time in the future I will call you my wife

That's right, if you pinned on a name badge or a button
On it, it would say… Mrs Sylvia Sutton

I can’t promise the world, but I promise to be me
And with you baby girl, everything comes naturally

Forever

So baby girl, as you know, I saw an ad for these online on Wednesday morning. It was less than two days after we kissed, and even that time apart was far too long.

As soon as I saw them, I thought they'd be cool. I thought to myself "I bet you'd like them too". So I bought us one each.

Then I started thinking about it. The more I thought about it, the more I realised…

Each top is us.

At first glance, it is a simply a spinning top. A kid's toy… and that alone makes it fun. The fact that it is a cool toy appeals to both of us. We are both young at heart. You are the funnest person I've ever met.

But it's more, so much more.

I bought both of us the Titanium. Out of all of the different types of metals they have available, Titanium is the strongest.

Baby girl, I will be strong for you, I will protect you, I will be there for you. I will be your lion.

You are a strong woman. You are independent, inquisitive, resourceful, confident. You are protective. I love that. You are my lioness.

We are strong on our own, but together baby girl, we will be even stronger.

The thing is, the more you look at it, the more beautiful it is. It is a work of art. It's perfectly balanced, it's beautiful. That's how I think of you. The perfect balance of everything I've ever wanted in a woman and so much more. I truly do think you are beautiful.

I bought both of us one base each, because right now, we have separate bases, separate lives. Where we are at the moment.

The bases are a foundation. Who we are. And each top can work well on either base. Looking at it now, the tops already looks perfect. But over time, the more time we get to learn how the tops works, they'll become even better. They will become even more beautiful.

What we have will become even more beautiful.

There will be times that it one will fall down, maybe both. All we need to do is pick them back up, spin them, and make things even better.

I bought a single stand. Only one. Where both tops are stored. Where they belong. A place they can call home.

A place where they can both be together.
Baby girl, a place where we can both be together, no matter where that may be. We will find a place to call home.

No matter what happens, these spinning tops will always be a memory of how I've felt for you for such a long time, how I feel for you now, how I will always feel for you. I hope that this symbol gives you just a glimpse of how I feel.

You are my best friend. You are my world. You are my everything.

I want you in my life.

Sylvia, I want to spend my life with you.

Happy Birthday Sylvia!

Loving you has taught me something amazing. If you love someone, if you really love someone. You want more for them than you want for yourself. Making them happy makes you happy.

I realised a couple of things when figuring out what to write for your birthday…

Firstly, I spelt Miss FTMB incorrectly on your last card. Whoops.

Secondly, our Team Forever logo must have had some subconscious influence, there's an uncanny resemblance to the smile above (I hadn’t noticed either until now).

The thing is, that big happy smile reminds me of you. It's how I feel on the inside - and outside - when I think of you. Your smile, your happiness, it's intoxicating. Everything about you is.

Happy Birthday Sylvia!

This time I'm not late, I'm on time, some would say early
I hope you like the website, it's cute, I mean masculine, no not girly
Some of the words have been said, but now with new meaning
Just like our love baby girl, it's never ending, there is no ceiling

To a kind-hearted, fun, cheeky, smart and beautiful friend
Someone who will be there today, tomorrow and right at the end
I threw that one in again, it's just now you are also my lover
You and me baby girl, Team Forever, a love like no other

I just needed to add something else, some more words to that list
Just like I knew we would become lovers long before our first kiss
My days have been amazing ever since you starting bugging
And got oh so much better once we started hugging

From squishies to koalas to never wanting to let go
I've said it many times, but I just want you to know
I love you so much Sylvia, Lud sam za tobom
Now picture a grape, you and me, nom, nom nom nom

Hahaha, her face blushes, it's gone a shade of deep red
Now think of something else, grey gym shorts? No, something else instead!
From butt notes to dad jokes to laughing so hard that we cry
I just love the sound of your voice, your giggle, your chortle and your oh my

So, one more time Happy Birthday... from your lover and Mr FMTB
It's just now there's a few more letters and I want each and every one to see
It's plain as day, it can't be denied, our love is true
It's Team Forever baby girl… it's me and you

Sylvia, will you be my Valentine?

Shakespeare: Sonnet 116 🔈

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no; it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests, and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.